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Burger Pie - Because being too serious is bad for you...

Burger Pie

Did somebody mention Burger and Bean Pie? Natalie Chambers???? Nah - More like Bacon and Cheese burger Pie. Now you’re talking…

Just for fun…..

Ingredients:-

1kg Insanity, crushed into nutter sized globules
300g Beef mince (Discount isle green stuff at £1.38 in our case!)
250g Mature Cheddar, grated . (Make sure to grate a good lump of thumb as well)
Bacon
1 Terrapin
1 Satsuma
Chilli flakes
Garlic Salt
1 Grandmothers earring
A small brass bell
and a partridge in a pear tree
Gluten free puff Pastry

Method:-

(1) Place the Terrapin on the Satsuma, ring the small brass bell 7 times and sit with your eyes closed cross legged for 45 years.
(2) You’ve got really old and the mince went off a little over 44 years ago.
(3) Have a wash and shave.
(4) Start again – but without the Terrapin, Satsuma and blasted bell.
(5) Fry the bacon with the  Terrapin and set aside to drain.
(6) Mix the mince, Garlic Salt and Chilli flakes in a large bowl.
(7) Form into a large round burger sort of thing.
(8) Cut in half and stuff half of your grated cheese in the middle.
(9) Have a break, get drunk and fall asleep.
(10) Fry the burger on both sides.
(71) Have a pint of White Lightening.
(11) Boil the  Satsuma.
(12) Allow the burger to cool.
(13) Throw the  Satsuma away, is dead and they are really not good boiled.
(14) Get serious, I mean, really?
(15) Roll the pastry out.
(16) Place the Burger in the middle.
(17) Porn Grandmothers earring.
(18) Place the fried Bacon over the top.
(19) Cover with the remaining cheese.
(20) Wrap the pastry over everything, oil and sprinkle with wuzzed up Unicorn ( We found toasted Pumpkins seeds are a good alternative)
(21) Place in a preheated oven at 180c for 45 minutes.

We served ours with Chilli wedges, coleslaw and a bit of salad. No Satsumas, Unicorns or Terrapins were actually harmed in the creation of this dish…..
 

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We thought we’d continue with the Swedish theme. Clearly we can’t get Wapiti (Elk) Meat locally, so we just went with boneless belly Pork and winged it…

Ingredients:-

500g of Belly Pork, cubed with the rind removed
1 Onion, chopped
2 Carrots, chopped
1 Leek, chopped
1 Parsnip, chopped
1 Bay Leaf
1 Sprig of Thyme
10 Peppercorns
Salt to season

Dill Reduction Ingredients:-

50g of Fresh Dill
120ml of Water
3 Tbsp of White Wine Vinegar
3 Peppercorns
40g of Sugar
120ml of Milk (Lactose free for us)
2 Tbsp of Ground Cashew Nuts
2 Tbsp of Cornflour mixed with a little water

Method:-

(1) Put the Pork in a pan and cover with cold water.
(2) Bring to the boil covered for a couple of minutes.
(3) Drain and rinse the Pork and clean out the pan.
(4) Return the Pork with the Onions, Carrot, Leek, Bay Leaf, Thyme, Peppercorn and season with Salt.
(5) Add enough water to cover everything and bring to the boil.
(6) Reduce the heat and simmer for about an hour.
(7) For the Dill reduction remove the fronds from the stems and set aside.
(8) Put the stems, Water,Peppercorns, Sugar and Vinegar in a pan and boil for 5 minutes.
(9) Set aside to cool.
(10) When the meat is cooked strain and reserve about 450ml of the stock.
(11) Return the Meat and Vegetables to the pan with the 450ml of stock.
(12) Whisk the Milk and Cashew Nuts together and add to the pan over a low heat.
(13) Add the Dill reduction and season to taste.
(14) Thicken with Cornflour and Water mixture stirring regularly.
(15) Serve garnished with the Dill fronds.

Although we loved the Dill flavours we found the sauce to be a bit too sweet for us. It was probably because we are , having to use Cashew Nuts + Lactose free Milk to replace Cream in sauces. So the sweetness of the Cashew Nuts, plus the Sugar and the sweetness of the root vegetables probably all combined.

 

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