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The Hugh Kelly

The Hugh Kelly

We have this friend you see…. He has this thing about posting picture of the most appalling food. If you see a Wetherspoons plate you know he’s gone executive. If he’s on holiday in Eastern Europe you can pretty much expect to see live toads and entrails on his plate……

So just for you Hugh:-

½ a Giant Yorkshire Pudding ( Seems reasonable so far )
Parsnip crisps ( Also reasonable )
Boiled Carrots ( Still sounds OK? )
Deep fryed Lecto-Fremented Garlic Mushroom in a Gram Flour batter with Chilli seeds  ( Getting a bit harsh now )
Pork Loin steak griddled with whole grain Mustard ( No bad but a bit dry and the griddle will need a proper clear! )
Onion Gravy
Fresh Parsley from the planter box outside the make it all ‘Pretty’

Addition extras for Hugh

(1) One shaved raw Pigs scrotum.
(2) Vanilla Ice cream.
(3) A live Toad.
(4) Sawdust from a large west facing Sycamore tree.

Actually without the “Hugh Additions” it was quite tasty!

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Vietnamese Caramelized Belly Pork recipeA lump of Belly Pork for less than £3. What to do with it? Something entirely different!
 
Ingredients:-
 
Belly Pork
Soy Sauce
Fish Sauce
2 Limes juiced
1 tbsp Ginger grated
175g Soft Brown Sugar
2 Red Chillies finely Chopped
 
Method:-
 
(1) Combine the Soy Sauce, Fish Sauce, Ginger, Lime juice and Brown Sugar.
(2) Over a low heat melt the ingredients until syrupy.
(3) Set aside to cool.
(4) Cook the Belly Pork in the oven skin side up until crispy.
(5) Let the Pork cool.
(6) Marinate the Pork in the fridge for 20 minutes.
(7) Cook at 180c for a further 30 minutes basting with the marinade occasionally.
 
With enjoyed ours with Garlic Bread, hand cut chips and coleslaw – because we are all traditional like that!
 

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