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Burger Pie - Because being too serious is bad for you...

Burger Pie

Did somebody mention Burger and Bean Pie? Natalie Chambers???? Nah - More like Bacon and Cheese burger Pie. Now you’re talking…

Just for fun…..

Ingredients:-

1kg Insanity, crushed into nutter sized globules
300g Beef mince (Discount isle green stuff at £1.38 in our case!)
250g Mature Cheddar, grated . (Make sure to grate a good lump of thumb as well)
Bacon
1 Terrapin
1 Satsuma
Chilli flakes
Garlic Salt
1 Grandmothers earring
A small brass bell
and a partridge in a pear tree
Gluten free puff Pastry

Method:-

(1) Place the Terrapin on the Satsuma, ring the small brass bell 7 times and sit with your eyes closed cross legged for 45 years.
(2) You’ve got really old and the mince went off a little over 44 years ago.
(3) Have a wash and shave.
(4) Start again – but without the Terrapin, Satsuma and blasted bell.
(5) Fry the bacon with the  Terrapin and set aside to drain.
(6) Mix the mince, Garlic Salt and Chilli flakes in a large bowl.
(7) Form into a large round burger sort of thing.
(8) Cut in half and stuff half of your grated cheese in the middle.
(9) Have a break, get drunk and fall asleep.
(10) Fry the burger on both sides.
(71) Have a pint of White Lightening.
(11) Boil the  Satsuma.
(12) Allow the burger to cool.
(13) Throw the  Satsuma away, is dead and they are really not good boiled.
(14) Get serious, I mean, really?
(15) Roll the pastry out.
(16) Place the Burger in the middle.
(17) Porn Grandmothers earring.
(18) Place the fried Bacon over the top.
(19) Cover with the remaining cheese.
(20) Wrap the pastry over everything, oil and sprinkle with wuzzed up Unicorn ( We found toasted Pumpkins seeds are a good alternative)
(21) Place in a preheated oven at 180c for 45 minutes.

We served ours with Chilli wedges, coleslaw and a bit of salad. No Satsumas, Unicorns or Terrapins were actually harmed in the creation of this dish…..
 

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Traditional Chicken Curry

 
We had ½ a chicken left over. How often do I start a recipe with those words?! Anyway Sue found a traditional Chicken Curry recipe. 
 
Ingredients:-
 
Chicken cut into bite sized pieces
1 tbsp Lemon juice
Salt and Pepper to season
3 tbsp Oil
1 tsp Cumin
1 Large Onion, chopped
1 tsp grated Ginger
1 can of chopped Tomatoes
1 tsp Chilli powder
1 tsp Garam Masala
A squeeze of Tomato Pureé
1 tsp Cumin Seeds
1 tsp Coriander
1 tsp Paprika
1 tsp Turmeric
2 medium Potatoes, cubed
1 ½ cups of water
3 tbsp Yoghurt
1 tsp Garlic minced
Fresh Coriander to garnish
 
Method:-
 
(1) In a large bowl toss the Chicken in the Lemon Juice, Salt and Pepper and set aside.
(2) In a large pan stir the Cumin seeds in a little oil and cook for a minute.
(3) Mix the Onion, Garlic and Ginger and cook until tender.
(4) Add the Tomatoes and season with Chilli powder, Turmeric, Garam Masala, Cumin, Coriander and Paprika.
(5) Continue to cook and stir for a further 2 minutes.
(6) Stir in the Yoghurt.
(7) Add the Chicken pieces, Potatoes, water and Tomato Pureé and simmer to reduce for 40 minutes.  
 
We served ours on a bed of rice with Home Made Onion Bhajis and Naan bread

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